December 2011
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What do you get if you put a CEO, an air force commander, an investor analyst and an unicon into one van. I don’t know but it’s a long way to Busan.
Commander just asked if I want a ride on F-16ㅎㅎ
There’s a white dude on TV (교수) discussing issues concerning Kim Jeong Il’s death. In perfect Korean. 죽을 만큼 부럽다. 아니. 몹시 샘을 낸다.
Eating lunch and watching 김정일의 장례식 →
sequinedstrawberries replied to your post: Omomom. 참치
did you make it? post the recipe!?!? looks so good ^^
Just for referance: the only thing I can cook is 라면. And even that I apperently do wrong (I through the dry noodles with the red stuff into a bowl, pour in boiling water from the kettle and cover the bowl with a heavy book, preferably Accounting. A few minutes and viola!).
But the...
The one where I'm an awesome teacher
I took my student to see Mission Impossible II. And then let him slay my ass in Starcraft (although he was so bad… Kids these days).
wikipedia-brown replied to your post: Christmas tradition: check
Korean crap all over the screen: check!
Right. We call them subtitles.
No Joke: Pigeons Ace a Simple Math Test -... →
hikorea
I don’t understand why I cannot file in an e-application. Both the Korean and English sites are ambiguous. And shitty.
So I will have to go on a happy trippy trip to immigration. Which makes me want to vomit rainbows.
오늘 아침에 하루 중일 그냥 빈둥빈둥거릴 줄 알았어… 이걸 대신 완전 재미있는 분을 알게 되었다.
아줌마
You know you are becoming a cranky adult when after two drinks you hit home instead of staying out and clubbing till dawn.
내일부터 다이어트 시작한다…
Christmas coma
Go out and hug gay boys?
Ice skating?
Movie marathon in DVDbang?
Or just stay in, eat doughnuts and bitch around?
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I'm depressed
The 부동산 아주마 asks me if I’ve lived around Deajon. Why? Cause I speak with a 사투리.
A year and a half in 수도 and I still sound like a 지방 pumpkin
'Seocho' almost looks like 'Soho'
Right?
Happy Hipster Friday!
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Korean words of the day aka. my daily 하이킥
문디자슥, 문디가스나.
FYI. Don’t run around saying them. They are bad bad,
Here’s what happened on the show
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I just found the solution to most first world...
Example:
부유한 오빠 has second thoughts about helping you move?
Bombard him with alian heads and poop.
Bim bom
The Polish 오빠 that was supposed to accompany me on the tropical getaway aka. the last holidays before I grow up, (the same one that speaks better Korean than Koreans (enjoys translating 트로트 in his free time) just realized his 여권 expiration date is in less than 6 months. Which pretty much means he cannot go anywhere. We booked a visit to the Polish Embassy (don’t even get me started on this...
Whoever said sleep is the best medicine
Was obviously lying
total body shutdown
And no time to reset.
I am not amused.
Huh
One of the 압구정 아줌마s asked me to tutor her kid in maths. In English. ㅎㅎ
Also 당사 delivered a flower bascket and a cake. 축하하는 뜻으로. I was secretly hoping for a Galaxy Note. Oh well.
I hate 공긱 방송
A got a call from them.They are making a program about Polish drinking culture. Which in itself is ㅎㅎ cause there is not much culture to begin with. We just chuck down vodka.
But, alas! they want me to tell them how to make salted pickles we sometimes eat as 안주. WTF. No one prepares them in Poland. We just got to the 마트 and buy them.
Long story short, I told the lady to go to 동대문. The Russians...
Dear Friends and Family
Believe it or not, I am not a hermit stuck in middle ages. I have a computer, a smartphone and, OMG, Internet. I can also read, y’know.
So please texting me or posting facebooks statuses about 김정일 사망. And don’t ask me how people are reacting. Here in Sinchon no one gives shit.
Actually I'm glad I'm down with flu
Cause that means I can skip the Christmas party at the Ambassador’s crib (yes, Polish people do Christmas parties on Mondays. We are strange and emo). Other than not really liking diplomatic parties, there are other, more serious (as in: I get panic attacks from just thinking about it), reasons I wanted to skip it
Also my company-to-be announced it will be delivering 신입사원 present to my...
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coffeejusayo replied to your post: Yum yum. Russian Restaurant
I’ve never eaten Russian food. Let’s go here on our first date, ok?
Da!
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